What was the detective duck trying to do?
He was trying to quack the case!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What color are all the books in the library?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do cows say when you milk them?