What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
I like telling Dad jokes.