What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?