Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Mount Olive.
It's allergy season again?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?