Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What's the holiest insect?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do golfers hate cake?