What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do bees buzz?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call a retired vegetable?