What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?