Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?