What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the echo get detention?