What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?