Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
A seat belt!
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?