What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A snack attack.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where do birds go to drink?