What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?