What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where do horses reside?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?