How do locomotives know where to go?
They have a lot of training.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do cows like to dance to?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which subject has two parts?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?