What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do bees chew?
What do elves learn in school?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?