When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
Where are average things manufactured?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What kind of dog loves to eat?