How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
I broke my finger!
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?