How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What are you studying in math?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How do you wash a lamb?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?