Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Things were getting heated.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What math figure is also in the band?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do bears keep cool?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?