Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?