What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
Why do cats always get what they want?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a peanut in space?
How do hurricanes see?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?