Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What sport is full of interior designers?