Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which is the worst season?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which fly makes films?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do math teachers eat?