What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
We had a lot of chocolate milk.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do math teachers love March?