What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?