Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why is a computer so smart?