Which hot drink loves golf?
Tea.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?