A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is the coolest country?
What's E.T. short for?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Where would you put an injured insect?