Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do animals blend into the desert?