Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?