Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?