Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?