What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do minions always put in their salads?