What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What game do bats excel at?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?