Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What condiment has wings?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the confused bee say?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What day do hands always go to church?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the pen say to the pencil?