What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What kind of bird can write?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?