Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's the politest month?