Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What style of music weighs the most?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why was the fish so smart?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?