Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What does the sun drink out of?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?