Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the fish blush?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?