Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where would you put an injured insect?
When do mice play every day?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
It's allergy season again?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Who does everyone's hair in space?