What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the fish blush?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What name sounds like the past tense?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
It's Crowded!
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?