What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What animal styles their hair every day?