How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the fish blush?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How much does freedom weigh?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the dog overweight?