Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the bud so shy?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which former US President was always cold?