Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?