Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
What do you call a dog in space?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?