What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do actors go to pray?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did autumn say to summer?