What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What is the color of the wind?
Where do books sleep?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?