What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What kind of books do boats write?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?