What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?