How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Why did the cow cross the road?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What fairy loves to count?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How did the toad die?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?