What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is blue and not heavy?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What bee is good for your health?