Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?