Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are goats so funny?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What fish only swims at night?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?