Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's the most determined bird?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do cows say on NYE?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?