Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do fish use for glasses?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?