Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Where do actors go to pray?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?