Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
If you need help building an ark...
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which princess is best suited for winter?