Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?