What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?