What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why are trees always so positive?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?